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| 이름 | 존 코자트 Jon Cozart |
| 출생 | 1992년 4월 26일, 미국 아칸소 주 리틀록 |
| 학력 | 텍사스 대학[1] 영화학 |
| 링크 | 유튜브 아이튠즈 인스타그램 페이스북 트위터 구글플러스 |
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영화 시리즈 99초 요약이나 디즈니 파워 동심파괴에프터 에버 에프터로 인기를 얻는 유튜버다.
유튜브 채널 이름은 paint.
요약한 영화로는 해리 포터, 반지의 제왕, 스타워즈 등이 있다.[2]
2 시리즈 목록
2.1 영화 제목 in 99 Seconds
2.1.1 해리 포터
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2.1.2 반지의 제왕
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2.1.3 스타 워즈
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가사(영어 원본)
| Prologue Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy Far in a galaxy, far far away Episode I: The Phantom Menace There once was a boy slave destined to save space He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen Padme's a cougar Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine Episode II: Attack of the Clones It's the clone age, sand people rampage Mommy got flayed, strayed Ani's bae is Padme Episode III: Revenge of the Sith [Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart] Anakin you are breaking my heart Order is made, Jedi are slain Kill all the baby tiny younglings Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones Burn Ani, turn him to a robo Episode IV: A New Hope Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first You're my only hopie Obi Wan Look, a small moon That's a space ship Worshipfullness, walking carpet This princess better pay out Use the force, Luke Close your eyes and shoot Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try Try the dark side No! No, no! No! Luke, I'm your daddykins Your mom was kissing Anakin Han's frozen I love you I know Episode VI: Return of the Jedi It's father, son and daughter A dynasty united at last The galaxy is free from evil Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past |
| Prologue 아주 오랜 옛날, 머나먼 은하계에서는 에피소드 1: 보이지 않은 위협 장차 우주을 구할 노예 소년이 있었지 그는 포드 레이스에서 승리하고 여왕과 부딪혔지 파드메는 연하남을 좋아해 콰이곤 진은 다스몰에게 반토막나 죽고 오비완은 타투인의 선택 받은 자를 가르쳐야해 에피소드 2: 클론의 습격 클론의 시대야 샌드피플이 날뛰고 엄마는 실종되고, 아나킨의 연인은 파드메라네 에피소드 3: 시스의 복수 아나킨 넌 내 마음을 아프게해 명령이 내려졌고, 제다이들은 죽어야한다. 어린 제자들을 학살하라 시스가 왕좌에 올랐고 클론이여 영원하라 아나킨은 로봇이 되었네 에피소드 4: 새로운 희망 레아가 계획을 숨기고 베이더는 목을 조르네 엘더란이 없어졌고 한이 먼저야 오비완 당신은 유일한 희망이에요 봐! 저건 작은 달이야! 저건 우주 정거장이야 숭배하라, 걸어다니는 카펫이여 공주는 보수를 잘 쳐줄꺼야 포스를 쓰거라 루크 눈을 감고 쏴 에피소드 5; 재국의 역습 란도는 하늘에서 한과 친구들을 배신하네 스카이워커가 날아간다. 한다 안한다, 해본다는 없다. 다크 사이드를 써. 안돼, 아니야 루크, 네가 니 애비다 니 엄마는 아나킨이랑 뽀뽀 했데 한은 얼어버렸지 사랑해요 나도 알아 에피소드 6: 제다이의 귀환 아버지와 아들, 딸이야 마침네 운명이 하나로 묶였고 은하계는 악으로 부터 해방되었지 과거의 베이더의 선한면 덕분 이었지 |
2.2 After Ever After[3]
2.2.1 DISNEY Parody 1
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가사(영어 원본)
| If you've ever wondered why Disney's tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Ariel I loved being princess down in But mermaids are going missing So just try to put yourself in You're killing my ecosystem Thank you BP, thank you BP The British are killing, oil is spilling Now I can't see... MY EYES! Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning Thanks to BP YOU SUCK! Jasmine Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared My husband's a mark for the War on Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA We're not Taliban You've got the wrong man In Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the "free" Bin Laden's taken the fall We're not trained pilots at all Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country Set free my Prince Ali Belle A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town's gone wild since I married Adam They think I'm going straight to hell But the charges laid on me Of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell No, I'm overrun by mad men I hear they plan to burn me at the stake They legit believe I'm Satan And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away Pocahontas After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel They forced us into unknown lands of exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their heads Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? Can you paint with the red colors in these men I can murder if I please Cause I'm dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these men Thanks to BP Where's Prince Ali? Bestiality I've got STDs |
2.2.2 DISNEY Parody 2
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가사(영어 원본)
| If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone I've been dressing like a guy for months Now I'm losing all control I think I am a guy in my soul I wanna be a man Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused) Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping I've gotta be a man I've got the brains and the bite of females Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes I know I'm ready for transformation It's time to replace all these useless tubes (Good for you) Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes) The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made Guess my wish came true But we never really talked much Before he discovered my shoe The night after we got married I recounted all of my plights Of how I fit inside a pumpkin My canines turned to coachmen Prince threw me in Bedlam that night The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat) Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) But their pills turn my brain to putty Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN) Their insulin puts me under Shock therapy's made me insane And after years of steady frying The doctors gave up trying They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper) I spent a bloomin lifetime To open my cafe Then I took a dive in 2005 Now it's washed away (it's all washed away) I was picked up by a chopper After four nights on my roof Now my new home is the Astrodome Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof Ya better carry 'round a shotgun Or looters take your kids Ya better pee inside of jam jars Be sure to keep those lids (ew) We needed Noah but we got Bush Our "savior" flew away and hid Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, I'm dead Elsa (Let It Go) There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases Only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea It's time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo We're going green by spilling red And if you're not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen We're gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We don't care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The cold's coming back and it's here to stay Tiana: I sunk like a brick Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick Elsa: Ice is melting quick Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem |