2017년 2월 4일 (토) 15:20에 Maintenance script님의 편집

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||'''이름''' || 존 코자트 Jon Cozart ||
||'''출생''' || 1992년 4월 26일, 미국 아칸소 주 리틀록 ||
||'''학력''' || 텍사스 대학[* University of Texas at Austin] 영화학 ||
||'''링크''' || [[http://youtube.com/paint|유튜브]] [[https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jon-cozart/id451580152|아이튠즈]] [[https://www.instagram.com/cozart/|인스타그램]] [[https://m.facebook.com/jon.cozart|페이스북]] [[https://mobile.twitter.com/JonCozart|트위터]] [[https://plus.google.com/108654740867955053383|구글플러스]] ||

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== 소개 ==

영화 시리즈 99초 요약이나 [[디즈니]] ~~파워 동심파괴~~에프터 에버 에프터로 인기를 얻는 유튜버다.
유튜브 채널 이름은 paint.
요약한 영화로는 [[해리 포터]], [[반지의 제왕]], [[스타워즈]] 등이 있다.[* 각 영상의 링크는 후술.]

== 시리즈 목록 ==
=== 영화 제목 in 99 Seconds ===
==== [[해리 포터]] ====
영상 링크는 [[https://youtu.be/y57sYHIDP_Y|여기]]

가사(영어 원본)
||<#EEEEEE> 추가바람||

==== [[반지의 제왕]] ====
영상 링크는 [[https://youtu.be/3FPxYDGfniM|여기]]

가사(영어 원본)
||<#EEEEEE> 추가 바람||

==== [[스타 워즈]] ====
영상 링크는 [[https://youtu.be/22mdHYEzKC0|여기]]

가사(영어 원본)
||<#EEEEEE>Prologue
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away

Episode I: The Phantom Menace
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padme's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine

Episode II: Attack of the Clones
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padme

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
[Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart]
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo

Episode IV: A New Hope
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfullness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
Your mom was kissing Anakin
Han's frozen
I love you
I know

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past||

||<#EEEEEE>Prologue

아주 오랜 옛날, 머나먼 은하계에서는

에피소드 1: 보이지 않은 위협
장차 우주을 구할 노예 소년이 있었지
그는 포드 레이스에서 승리하고 여왕과 부딪혔지
파드메는 연하남을 좋아해
콰이곤 진은 다스몰에게 반토막나 죽고
오비완은 타투인의 선택 받은 자를 가르쳐야해

에피소드 2: 클론의 습격
클론의 시대야
샌드피플이 날뛰고
엄마는 실종되고,
아나킨의 연인은 파드메라네

에피소드 3: 시스의 복수
아나킨 넌 내 마음을 아프게해
명령이 내려졌고, 제다이들은 죽어야한다.
어린 제자들을 학살하라
시스가 왕좌에 올랐고 클론이여 영원하라
아나킨은 로봇이 되었네

에피소드 4: 새로운 희망
레아가 계획을 숨기고 베이더는 목을 조르네
엘더란이 없어졌고 한이 먼저야
오비완 당신은 유일한 희망이에요
봐! 저건 작은 달이야!
저건 우주 정거장이야
숭배하라, 걸어다니는 카펫이여
공주는 보수를 잘 쳐줄꺼야
포스를 쓰거라 루크
눈을 감고 쏴

에피소드 5; 재국의 역습
란도는 하늘에서 한과 친구들을 배신하네
스카이워커가 날아간다.
한다 안한다, 해본다는 없다.
다크 사이드를 써.
안돼, 아니야
루크, 네가 니 애비다
니 엄마는 아나킨이랑 뽀뽀 했데
한은 얼어버렸지
사랑해요
나도 알아

에피소드 6: 제다이의 귀환
아버지와 아들, 딸이야
마침네 운명이 하나로 묶였고
은하계는 악으로 부터 해방되었지
과거의 베이더의 선한면 덕분 이었지 ||

=== After Ever After[* 영상 제목이 DISNEY After Ever After 가 아닌 것으로 보아 굳이 디즈니 시리즈에 한정하지 않으려는 것으로 보인다.--그러나 아직까지 디즈니밖에 올리지 않았다!--] ===
==== DISNEY Parody 1 ====
영상 링크는 [[https://youtu.be/diU70KshcjA|여기]]

[Youtube(diU70KshcjA)]
가사(영어 원본)
||<#EEEEEE>If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Ariel
I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!

Jasmine
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali

Belle
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

Pocahontas
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs||

==== DISNEY Parody 2 ====
영상 링크는 [[https://youtu.be/mIQr_TrFTUk|여기]]

[Youtube(mIQr_TrFTUk)]
가사(영어 원본)
||<#EEEEEE>If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You)
After saving China I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Now I'm losing all control
I think I am a guy in my soul
I wanna be a man
Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot
Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me
Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused)
Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught
Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me
Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping
I've gotta be a man
I've got the brains and the bite of females
Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
I know I'm ready for transformation
It's time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you)

Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes)
The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
Guess my wish came true
But we never really talked much
Before he discovered my shoe
The night after we got married
I recounted all of my plights
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
My canines turned to coachmen
Prince threw me in Bedlam that night
The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat)
Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food)
But their pills turn my brain to putty
Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN)
Their insulin puts me under
Shock therapy's made me insane
And after years of steady frying
The doctors gave up trying
They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain

Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper)
I spent a bloomin lifetime
To open my cafe
Then I took a dive in 2005
Now it's washed away (it's all washed away)
I was picked up by a chopper
After four nights on my roof
Now my new home is the Astrodome
Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof
Ya better carry 'round a shotgun
Or looters take your kids
Ya better pee inside of jam jars
Be sure to keep those lids (ew)
We needed Noah but we got Bush
Our "savior" flew away and hid
Rough seas and levees,
Rough seas and levees,
Rough seas and levees, I'm dead

Elsa (Let It Go)
There is no snow on the mountain tonight
Just sulfur in the air
A kingdom of greenhouse gases
Only Bill Nye seems to care
My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
It's time I show the strength of an evil queen
With Germany and Putin, too
I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo
We're going green by spilling red
And if you're not dead
I built a hoard of evil snowmen
We're gonna take over the world
Let it snow, let it snow
Now Fox News will need heat lamps
Let it snow, let it snow
I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa)
We don't care who we have to slay
Let my troops march on
The cold's coming back and it's here to stay

Tiana: I sunk like a brick
Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick
Elsa: Ice is melting quick
Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem||

== 여담 ==
* 이 [[https://youtu.be/tnROUWQNsjI|영상]]으로 보았을 때 영상을 만들고 업로드하기 위한 모든 작업[* 편곡, 가사, 영상 편집, 촬영을 모두 포함]을 혼자 하는 것으로 보인다.
* 위 항목과 같은 이유 때문인지 연간 업로드하는 영상의 개수가 한 자리수를 넘지 않을 정도로 매우 적은 편.
* 영상을 보면 알 수 있듯이 표정이 매우 드라마틱하다.--안면 근육이 극도로 발달하면 저렇게 되나 보다--
* 노래를 부르는 영상의 하단에 가사를 넣으며 '''각 나라의 언어로 번역하는 것을 도와 달라'''고 부탁하는 코멘트를 남긴다. 방법은 이 [[https://youtu.be/b9cKgwnFIAw|링크]] 참조.

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