Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

The Lonely Island의 2009년 MTV 어워드를 위해 J.J. 에이브람스와 함께 만든 병맛노래이다. 한국어로 굳이 번역하자면 상남자는 폭발을 보지 않아. 이름부터 약이다 차가운 아이들 아니 보다 폭발들
가사는 대략 이렇다.

Seems like these days the whole world's on fire

Things keep blowing the hell up
And while all those rubber neckers and lucky louies stand and slackjaw's staring
The real men have the nuts to walk away

Yeah

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion
Cause cool guy's errand's that they have to walk too

Keep walking, keep shining
Don't look back, keep on walking
Keep struttin', slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look

Ladies and gentlemen
Please join me in welcoming, Mr. Neil Diamonds
Ha ha ha, where are we

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They stride forward in their diamond covered boots
They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
And walk away in slow motion..

Keep walkin, you're cruisin..
Cherry Cherry...Sweet Caroline..
Denzel walks...
Will Smith walks...
Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!

Keyboard solo, JJ Abrams!

Yeah!

Now you're talkin'

Woohoo!

Okay

Because, Cool guys don't look at explosions
The flames are hot but their heart is chilled
Walk fast from the boring explosion
And don't think about the people you've killed
Two, three four!

Aaaaaaaahh.....

무슨 약하시길래 이런 뮤비를 만들었어요??

보다시피 약의 완전체이다(...). 물론 The Lonely Island라는 그룹 자체도 약을 한트럭했지
그런데 그것이 최근에는 뭔가 폭발이 일어나는 상황에 대입하는 경우가 많다.
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